Ten Things
I HATE About Florida
- Humidity – “Walking through soup! The humidity here can be overwhelming.”
- Hurricanes – “Hurricane season means constant worry from June to November.”
- Bugs – “Mosquitoes, palmetto bugs, and more—the uninvited guests that just love it here.”
- Tourist Crowds – “Ever tried enjoying the beach with thousands of others? Not fun.”
- Traffic – “Gridlock is a sport, especially in Miami and Orlando.”
- High Costs – “Sky-high rent and living costs can drain your wallet.”
- Flat Scenery – “Miss hills? Florida’s flat landscape leaves some wanting more.”
- Overdevelopment – “Concrete jungles growing faster than palm trees.”
- Allergies – “Year-round pollen—achoo! Good luck to allergy sufferers.”
- Lack of Seasons – “Hot, hotter, and oh, it’s winter? Still hot.”